Sep 19, 2011

HUMOUR in SPIRITUALITY

IF Knowing WHAT IS does not make US take Everything in OUR stride, that is, IF it does not give us The Ability to LAUGH at OURSELVES - at LIFE in general AND at GOD, RELIGION et cetra in particular - then, IT is An Exercise in FUTILITY.

"The GODS too are Fond of a JOKE," said ARISTOTLE.

The Following is from: http://www.rudyh.org/index.htm

Shit Happens, in various World Religions:
Taoism: Shit happens, go with the flow.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: Shit happening is the will of Allah.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens".
7th day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if you work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Jehovah's Witnesses: No shit happens until Armaggedon, and it won't happen to us.
Unitarian: What is this shit?
Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!
Atheism: There is no shit!
New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good if you open your heart to it.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.